Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around
the sun every year.
long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're
are good for you: The more you have, the longer you live.
comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the
people who have to wait for them?
of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.
Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world
to one person.
mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
could learn a lot from crayons: Some are sharp, some are pretty,
some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors .
. . but they all exist very nicely in the same box.
truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
an awesome day, and know that someone who thinks you're great has
thought of you today.
for God on earth does not pay much, but His retirement plan is out
of this world.
man or woman with an experience is never at the mercy of a man or a
woman with an opinion.